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December 30, 2003
Finding your Ditch Digger Name
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"Boogie Nights" included dialog that gave instruction on how to find your 'porn star name': "It's common knowledge that to get your porn star name you combine the name of your first pet with your mother's maiden name..."
The 'soap opera name' formula is: "pornstar names are supposedly your middle name, and the street you grew up on..."
The 'barfly name' is: the last snack food you ate and your favorite drink (Pirate Booty Ovaltine)
The 'drag queen name' is some combination of the above, say your favorite pet's name with your mother's middle name, or something. Who knows. These are probably all wrong.
This is all old. About as old as the concept of 'Internet Time' (remember that? man, that never took off). But the amazing thing is that each formula above generates the exact same name for me: Crackers Franklin
Posted by mslaybau at December 30, 2003 11:09 AM
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